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ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me


When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged.
- Absolutely Everything You Need To Know To Avoid Being Mugged (via david)

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Keaton Henson

Keaton Henson

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mythomana:

John Kenn Mortensen (part 5)

just learned that a dear friend of mine’s husband died after a recurrence of his cancer (at age 27). not only did they just get married monday (must’ve seen this coming?) they’re the cutest trans couple i’ve ever known. why is life so fuckin cruel. don’t answer that. bye


smitethepatriarchy:

roger-rabbit-bunnie:

Israel’s Blockage of Gaza #gaza #israel #blockage

Holy shit.

smitethepatriarchy:

roger-rabbit-bunnie:

Israel’s Blockage of Gaza #gaza #israel #blockage

Holy shit.

is your mom actually your granddaughter?

Yes my 53 year old granddaughter yes good


asked by Anonymous
is your sister actually your daughter?

I’m pretty sure that when I was nine I wouldn’t have been able to carry a child to term. Also I wasn’t sexually active (or raped). Although if I have children one day, I’d be happy to have kids that are as generally awesome as my sister.


asked by Anonymous

disabledgirlism:

it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.


ignitionremix:

I love it when you’re saving someone’s number and you don’t know their name so you ask them how to spell it and their name is Sam

Simple fix: “No, I meant your last name”
The only time this would be an issue is if you were saving Sam Smith’s number. But not really, because you’d be saving Sam Smith’s number


kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job